Ah Beng Jokes

Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
`Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?'
Operator: `Just a minute ...'
Ah Beng: `Thank you.' and hangs up.

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, `Johnnie Walker, single.' and his companion says, `Jack Daniels, single.'  The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, `And you, sir.'
Ah Beng replies `Tan Ah Beng, married.'

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. `It took me only 5 months to do it,' Ah Beng brags.
`5 months? That's too long,' the friends exclaims. `You are a fool.'
Ah Beng replies, `No-lah, see this box, it is written `for 4 - 7 years lah'

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Codes for sharing

Well, well it is talking of codes.
In this world, we are just talking of codes all the times.
However, when someone has changed the codes just imagine what will happen?  Look carefully at the expression and relate it to the saying.
Sometimes it is very true as the expression tell a story.

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Joke for the Day

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.  When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.  She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude.  But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walkjed up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat down.  Well, the teacher couldnt figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

`It's a period.' reported Johnnie.

`Well, I can see that.' she said `but what is so exciting about a period.'

`Damned if I know.' said Johnnie, `but this morning my sister said she missed one, then Daddy had a heart attack, mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.'

Jokes about Titanic

The Titanic was sinking and there werent enough lifeboats, so the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.

To the British he said: `You must act like gentlmen.' They jumped.
To the Amercians, he said: `You can be heroes.'  They compiled.
To the Germans, he said: `It's the rule.'  They obeyed.
To the Japanese, he said: `It's the consensus.'  They obliged.

Then came the group of Singaporeans. And they just werent budging until he came up with the appeal: `Free life jackets for those who jump.'

Then came a group of Malaysians.  Before the captain could think of what to say, they yelled `Malaysia Boleh' and they jumped.

Before and After Marriage

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Time to reflect and look back

Half a year is almost gone. It is amazing how time flies and we do not realize it. With half year to go, are we half way to our targets, be it personally or financially?

Many of us started the new year outlining great plans or resolutions - making more money, reducing debts, increasing savings , starting to exercise or eating healthier - that are to be accomplished this year.  However, the problem tends to be with actual implementation.

Well, it is time to review our goals and if it falls short, then take corrective measures to bridge the gap.  With just six months to go, it is never too late to start working on our goals again.

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Haze go away

The haze is back again. There is no doubt the haze has become an annual phenomenon in Malaysia as well as in South East Asia region. The haze happens almost at the same time of the year.

We are all well informed on where the haze is coming from - Indonesia.  However the current continuous flow of news relating to the haze has it that the country is not the only one to be blamed.   In the past, Indonesia had always been accused of open burning of its forests in order to make way for agricultural activities.  Finger pointing will not solve the issue at hand.

Burning may be the cheapest method for land clearing but it cannot be carried out at the expense of people's health and a country's economy.  Since the solution is not in place, let's just hope that the haze episode will not prolong.