An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden but it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help him was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
`Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad'
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
`Dear Dad,
For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love Son'
At 4.00am the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
`Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Son'
Moral of the story. If you can't do it on your own .... get HELP!!!!
Put your imagination in use and see that HELP comes thru your creativeness.
THINK OUT OF THE BOX.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Jokes from Malaysia
Country of Origin: Malaysia
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Someone gave me a RM100 note yesterday. I went to the KL Tower Revolving Restaurant and ordered wine and dinner worth RM1000.00 and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said I had no money. The manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave him RM100 note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
Isn't that a wonderful example of financial management?!!!
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Someone gave me a RM100 note yesterday. I went to the KL Tower Revolving Restaurant and ordered wine and dinner worth RM1000.00 and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said I had no money. The manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave him RM100 note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
Isn't that a wonderful example of financial management?!!!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Employability
In a tough economy, it can be challenging for us to keep our job as it is still an employer's market. Many people have been affected by restructuring and downsizing in large Corporation.
The following are ways to boost our employability:
Plan
Think out of the box and translate our strengths into skills that the employer could use. Be open to working in a new industry or an overseas posting.
Exercise
Improve on the mental and physical stamina to face the realities in life. We will feel more positive, confident with dealing with other people.
Networking
Networking plays an important role in opening more opportunities in the job market.
Communication
It is important to hone our communication skills as it enhances our working relationships with our colleagues and business associates.
Initiative
Be proactive and do not be afraid to embark on new challenges.Learn from the experiences of others. Take it as a step to better ourselves.
Learn
Keep up with what is happening in the industry. Never stop learning, be it new skills and knowledge.
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