Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake, it's a new style.
If a driver makes a mistake, it is a new path.
If an engineer makes a mistake, it is a new venture.
If parents makes a mistake, it is a new generation.
If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law.
If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention.
If a tailor makes a mistake, it is a new fashion.
If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory.

If our boss makes a mistake, it is a NEW IDEA.
If an employee makes a mistake, it is still a `MISTAKE'

If a Project Manager makes a mistake, Is it called misS management????

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Bad bosses

Types of bad bosses
The following are the type of bad bosses:

The Autocratic Manager
This type of managers still exist in an Organisation and they think they are the most intelligent ones who can make decisions as they are of the belief they are the thinkers in the Organisation.

The Clueless Manager
This type of Managers do not have the slightest clue of what they are doing. You go to him with one problem to solve and you go out of his room with an additional problems in hand. Not a problem solver.

The Weak Manager
This type of managers who won't stand up for you. They just toe the party line and they avoid risks.

The Micro Manager
This type of Managers are the one who do not place a trust in anyone. They want to check and counter check everything you do.

The Hard Task Master
This type of manager who thinks that working late is the hallmark of a good manager. He does not have a life and does not expect you to either. As he works late everything, he expects you to do so too.

Managing `bad' bosses is a very difficult and sensitive exercise. Always remember that finding a perfect boss/employee match is almost impossible.

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Something to ponder

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After a while you realise that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating. I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, did'nt know where to shop.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names
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Some plain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
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Kids Are Quick

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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now class who discovered America?
Class : Maria
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Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell `crocodile?'
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is worng, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Teacher : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me
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Teacher : Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground that you are.
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Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence starting with `I'
Millie : I is.....
Teacher : No, Millie...... Always say, `I am.'
Millie : All right....`I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. How, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him>
Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher : Now, Simon, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher : Clyde, your composition on `My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No Sir. It's the same dog.
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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : Teacher
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Just for laughs.