Saturday, August 31, 2013

Merdeka

It is the time of the year when we celebrate our Independence Day.
It is the day when we reflect on our past achievements.
It is another year of cheers and success.
Malaysia has established a foothold in the world.

Happy Merdeka, Malaysia.

Ah Beng Jokes

Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
`Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?'
Operator: `Just a minute ...'
Ah Beng: `Thank you.' and hangs up.

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, `Johnnie Walker, single.' and his companion says, `Jack Daniels, single.'  The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, `And you, sir.'
Ah Beng replies `Tan Ah Beng, married.'

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. `It took me only 5 months to do it,' Ah Beng brags.
`5 months? That's too long,' the friends exclaims. `You are a fool.'
Ah Beng replies, `No-lah, see this box, it is written `for 4 - 7 years lah'

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Monday, August 19, 2013

Codes for sharing


Well, well it is talking of codes.
In this world, we are just talking of codes all the times.
However, when someone has changed the codes just imagine what will happen?  Look carefully at the expression and relate it to the saying.
Sometimes it is very true as the expression tell a story.

Something for sharing.