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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now class who discovered America?
Class : Maria
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Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell `crocodile?'
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is worng, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Teacher : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me
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Teacher : Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground that you are.
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Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence starting with `I'
Millie : I is.....
Teacher : No, Millie...... Always say, `I am.'
Millie : All right....`I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. How, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him>
Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher : Now, Simon, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher : Clyde, your composition on `My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No Sir. It's the same dog.
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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : Teacher
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Just for laughs.
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