Joke for the Day

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.  When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.  She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude.  But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walkjed up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat down.  Well, the teacher couldnt figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

`It's a period.' reported Johnnie.

`Well, I can see that.' she said `but what is so exciting about a period.'

`Damned if I know.' said Johnnie, `but this morning my sister said she missed one, then Daddy had a heart attack, mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.'

Jokes about Titanic

The Titanic was sinking and there werent enough lifeboats, so the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.

To the British he said: `You must act like gentlmen.' They jumped.
To the Amercians, he said: `You can be heroes.'  They compiled.
To the Germans, he said: `It's the rule.'  They obeyed.
To the Japanese, he said: `It's the consensus.'  They obliged.

Then came the group of Singaporeans. And they just werent budging until he came up with the appeal: `Free life jackets for those who jump.'

Then came a group of Malaysians.  Before the captain could think of what to say, they yelled `Malaysia Boleh' and they jumped.

Before and After Marriage

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