A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversay in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said `For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered `Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: `Well, this is all very romantic; but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof ........ the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idots should remember fairies are female .......
Heard this one before but is still funny reading it again. Thanks for sharing.
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